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| 07:24pm 26/09/2006 |
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mood:  happy
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so i copied jess lee and looked my name up on urban dictionary and i am thoroughly pleased.
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usually a symptom of drinking the night before
Shit man, he just had Catherine and it fucking sounds like Niagra Falls
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| 11:33am 11/08/2006 |
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mood:  satisfied
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yo i gotsta get better at parking. i just looked outside and realized i parked my car basically in the middle of the street when i came home last night. But that might have been because i was rushing because i was scared there was a killer in the backseat. I lurrve scary movies.
ok so its crazy nice out right now. its cool and sunny and not humid at all. Beach!? nope. work.
WOOOOOOOo |
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| run for cover mutha fucka |
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| 10:37pm 19/06/2006 |
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mood:  lazy
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If youz a fat one, put ya clothes back on before you start puttin potholes in mah lawn.
Missy holds it down straight up.
lets go swimming.
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| and after all, you're my wonderwall. |
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| 08:24pm 30/05/2006 |
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mood:  muth fucked
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so this one time i saved Amanda's life via hiemlich. That one time was yesterday.
Heather, this buds for you. Oh and this bud too: NIGGAS!
oh, and also its summer. and also im not doing homework. and also not taking the SAT's, i call it..or finals. and also i need shorts. and also school is not in session, really. and also i like swimming. and also i am bronzen, but by bronzen i mean off white. and also i like nachos and hose water. and also i love freckles. and also i want to get married to allykahn. and also we are married. and also i want my license. and also i want to go running. and also i like lizards. and also i like being sweaty. and also i like hugs better than most things in this world. and also i like piggy backs. and also i like no shoes. and also i like hopping fences. and also i like juvenille.
AHahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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| kiss me out of desire, baby no consolations |
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| 07:49pm 22/05/2006 |
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mood: happy
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im freaking happy. Things dont need to be perfect. I like that ive realized that because it makes everything better.
My parents think i have ruined my future because of the grades i have recieved this year, i dont mind at all because this year has been so much more than school related ish.
I am so grateful for all mah old friends, all mah new friends, and all the friends i re-aquanted myself with this year.
Yall'z MAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH NIGGGGGGGAAAASSS!
and thas wassup. |
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| maaaaaahhhhh knickaaazzzz |
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| 09:57pm 24/04/2006 |
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mood:  Poopin mah panties
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so lyke im totally in this place in which i cant decide anything.
like ask me what mixin i want in my coldstone and i might just stare into space for a good 10 minutes.
But despite of like wierd shit goin down i am mad happy with stuff. Like not even letting anything get to me. But thats kind of a lie. But also a lil bit true. yaaaa me?
and i also am downloadin MAD music off itunes with my parents credit card. Like retarded stuff. The other day i downloaded Mandy Moore. whadafukl.
WASSSSUPPP SUMMER OH FIVE PLUS WUN!!! |
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| WOOOOOHAA!! |
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| 10:22pm 19/04/2006 |
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mood:  crazy
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So if you looked outside today you would have been like "woahhhh did winter even happen?!?"
yeah green is definitely my favorite color. |
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| you know i stay fresh to death. |
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| 08:09pm 28/02/2006 |
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mood: content
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Ive taken over my brothers old room. Its kind of neccesary. My room is a ridiculously messy and i dont clean.Im just not that kind of girl. Plus his bed is luxury.
And i also deleted my secret myspace, that wasnt really a secret for about 1 second. Myspace is a hole.
School is dumb, but ive decided to take it seriously.
I cant wait for summer. I have dreams about summer. Its sik.
Lauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! shout out homes, love yoo gurl. Feel betz. |
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| YO SOPHIA! |
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| 12:56am 11/02/2006 |
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mood: crazy
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yo sophia, was goin on boo boo!
alright so lyke listen your all seventeen and shit. its like one in da morning and lyke its offic. your bday.
So i love you boo boo. you is mad awesome and yea. lets make out...i mean...no, but seriously..just kidding actually im not...i am kidding about that not being true... ok yeaj2kja;LJ!'
MWAHZIES! |
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| 08:18pm 07/02/2006 |
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mood:  hungry
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so the internet takes over my life. no joke. i dont do anything.im on the internet all fucking dai. WHATTHEFACKKKAJSDL SHIT S"JA SOD
anyways.
i probaly love klo,gilroy,and skolz more than you. i just thought you should know. |
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| fuuckin |
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| 12:14pm 04/02/2006 |
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mood: happy
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yea dog livejournal.
fuuckin its like summer, i love it but uh not so good its like feb.
yea i really like just being friends with people right now. I think it works out better.
yea yyeasies |
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| 11:49pm 04/01/2006 |
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mood: crazy
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cherry15 k: faggot.
armayo14: i know it was shitfuckerasshole
armayo14: bitch
armayo14: bag
cherry15 k: yeah so get your own material maybe
cherry15 k: and get some friends
armayo14: you jacked that from biiggie BITCH
cherry15 k: and then come back to me
armayo14: get a vagina
cherry15 k: nah. biggie jacked it from me.
armayo14: and then we'll talk
cherry15 k: get your facts straight.
armayo14: maybi
cherry15 k: look i know your a lesbian
armayo14: get your life straight
cherry15 k: and want my vagina
armayo14: yea
armayo14: i realized that
cherry15 k: but you really need to hold the phone sometimes
armayo14: that didnt make sense
armayo14: fuck that shit
armayo14: homie
cherry15 k: catherine, look
cherry15 k: bad words won't get you anywhere
cherry15 k: try and have a civilized conversation once in a while
armayo14: fuckin yo dog wont get you anywhere
armayo14: but you do it anyways
cherry15 k: you'd be amazed at the results
cherry15 k: now, catherine, profanity is not always the answer
armayo14: profanity fuckyouanity
cherry15 k: and i think that deep down, if you reach far enough, you know that.
armayo14: i think you should reach down and pull yo head outcho ass
armayo14: and then we'll talk
armayo14: SHANKED!
cherry15 k: oh, and now you're trying to place the blame on me
cherry15 k: so that the eyes will be drawn away from your troubled soul
cherry15 k: you shouldn't push away those you love the most catherine
armayo14: nah we all know you a twofaced crack how
armayo14: im just the first to tell you to yo face
armayo14: SHANKED 2!
armayo14: YEAAAAAA!
cherry15 k: let's try and focus on your problems
armayo14: winner
armayo14: winner
cherry15 k: and not mine
armayo14: winner
armayo14: winner
armayo14: winner
cherry15 k: oh, dear
armayo14: winner
armayo14: winner
armayo14: winner
cherry15 k: and now you are using juvenile mind games.
cherry15 k: look catherine
cherry15 k: if you want me to prescribe you to one of my doctor friends
cherry15 k: just say the word
cherry15 k: i'm sure they have many medications for what you're...
cherry15 k: ...going through.
armayo14: i want to prescribe to you my foot in youre eye socket
armayo14: SHANKED 3!
armayo14: fucka!
cherry15 k: catherine
cherry15 k: by shanking me
cherry15 k: you are merely shanking yourself
cherry15 k: once you realize that
cherry15 k: you will realize your problems
cherry15 k: and maybe
cherry15 k: just maybe
armayo14: i know you like to shank you little slut
cherry15 k: you could put your life back together
armayo14: maybe you could put my likfe in your cramhole
armayo14: and sit on it
armayo14: SHANKED 4!
cherry15 k: you know, marry a nice man-- probably unattractive and moody-- and have a few stump children.
cherry15 k: maybe you could even find a nice wedding dress to hide your jelly rolls and armpit moles.
armayo14: MARRY YOURE DOG CAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU LOVE IT THAT MUCVH
armayo14: yo i aint the one wit jellyrolls
armayo14: yo dog.
cherry15 k: youre is actually the wrong type of word you were looking for in that sentence.
armayo14: well how about this sentence
cherry15 k: i hope these sat classes start working soon...
cherry15 k: or else you might not even get into college!
armayo14: YOURE a cock suckin pussy eatin pranksta
armayo14: and when that shit jump off
armayo14: what the fuck you gonna do?
cherry15 k: and i know what that would do to your already low self esteem.
armayo14: damn it feels good to be a GGGGGANGSTA
armayo14: NIGGAA!
armayo14: SHANKED 5!
cherry15 k: it's okay to feel ugly sometimes though
armayo14: WasssA??!
cherry15 k: lord knows that with a friend like me
cherry15 k: it can be easy.
armayo14: yo im the flyest bitch up in this peice
cherry15 k: but you need to learn to love yourself and embrace your flaws.
armayo14: so dont be comin at me wit that ugly shit
cherry15 k: and until then, cut back on the foul language!
armayo14: you know mad guys be wanting to makk it wit C-RIN!
armayo14: WAH WAH!
armayo14: SHANKED 6!
cherry15 k: now, i'm going to go to sleep and leave you with your computer, keyboard, mouse, and mousepad...
cherry15 k: learn to love them
cherry15 k: as they will be your only friends
cherry15 k: for quite some time
armayo14: LEARN TO FUCK IN THE ASS
armayo14: HOE
armayo14: JIGGA SAY WAHH!??!
armayo14: SHANKED 7!
armayo14: uh uh uh
armayo14: NOTORIOUS !
cherry15 k: and before i go to sleep, i'll pray to god that you could be a little smarter, a little taller, a little more of a baller.
armayo14: maybe you could pray to get a fly body like mine
cherry15 k: and when you go to your kitchen later tonight, to binge on whatever scraps you find lying around, please remember what i've told you tonight.
armayo14: cause den you could at least be gettin a balla
armayo14: actually mo like a shot calla
armayo14: WAH WAH
armayo14: shanked 8!
cherry15 k: oh and by the way,
cherry15 k: you're white
cherry15 k: italian, scottish, and english
cherry15 k: so please stop trying to be someone you're not.
armayo14: oh by the way
cherry15 k: your mother is white
cherry15 k: your father is white
cherry15 k: your dog is white
cherry15 k: end of story
armayo14: YOURE MOM IS A MOTHAFUCKA
armayo14: SHANKED
armayo14: 9
armayo14: C-RIN
armayo14: OUT! |
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| since there's no one else around |
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| 06:24pm 28/11/2005 |
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mood:  accomplished
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I like to think that i am better than sitting around waiting for people.
I dont like to think about when i waited around forever and then getting hurt.
I dont like to get hurt.
Too much time was wasted and i was made to feel too small.
so um, yeah. thats how i am feeling about that.
(oh ps: David Banner Lyrics for laura. I literally sat with my mouth open. aww shit.)
Chorus
Cum gurl I'm tryna get ya pussy wet
Work that, lemme see ya drip sweat
Cum gurl I'm tryna get ya pussy wet
Work that, lemme see ya drip sweat
Ahh
Gone play wit it, gone play wit it, gone play wit it, gone play wit it, gone play wit it
Work that clit
Cum gurl
1st verse:
Finger fuck ya pussy like ya wont sumthin gurl
Work it like a nigga straight lickin on ya pearl
I wanna see ya cum in the middle of the dance flo'
Ya nigga can't fuck
What ya think ya finger made fo'?
Ahhh
And I'ma beat that pussy up
You get it wet enough
And I might lick it up
Licky licky licky like a peppermint swirl
Lick that clit
Cum gurl
Uuuh
I wanna see ya legs shake
Take ya to the crib
We can fuck til the bed break
Uuuh
Fuck ya til ya pussy ache
Think about that but right now guh masta-
Ahh Uuh
bate for a nigga
Lemme freak you in the club
Stop worry'n bout them otha hoe's
This is me and yo world
Work that clit
Cum gurl
*Chorus*
2nd verse:
Cum on ya finger gurl
And lick it all off
Catch it in ya mouth like ya last name Ross
Play with the middle gurl & stick it on in
I'm feelin real freaky
Gurl bring yo friends
And I can lick em' down like 1-2-3
Aint nothin to a pimp gurl
Play with the cheese
Spot & make it hot
Gone get ya gurl Sheyrl
Bring yo clique
Cum gurl
And I'ma make em' all cum
Beat it up like Mr. Callie Park on a drum
Or beat it up like Mike when he fucked Billy Jean
Work it work it work it
Til you make that pussy cream
Move it to the right
Move that finger to the left
Work it all around til ya ass outta breath
I aint trippin on ya baby
Put some dick in ya world
Work that clit
Cum gurl
*Chorus*
3rd verse:
Bend it on ova
Lemme see it from the back
Work ya thumb in it
Gurl I love it like that
Freaky ass hoe's love freaky ass men
Baby work it slow
Lemme see it goin in
When you pull it out
Put ya fingers in ya mouth
You make a nigga wanna fuck that ass on the couch
But we still in the club
Show ya pussy love
Work that clit
Cum gurl
Ahhh
Gone hit the dance flo'
Open up wide
Lemme show you what it's made fo'
Uuuh
work that finger like a donkey
Lemme see ya play
Play witcha monkey
DAAMN
Cuz ya ass so chunky
Bring it here
Sweat it cuz I love it when it's fonkey
I'ma put some dick in ya world
Work that clit
Cum gurl
*Chorus*
yea. thats whats up fo real. |
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| it's winter. |
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| 01:51pm 27/11/2005 |
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mood:  melancholy
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oh livejournal. You are so sophomore year.
poupe |
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| Yo WHAT UP. |
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| 06:37pm 15/11/2005 |
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mood: chillin
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ok so this is for the birthday gurl:
i love you, you make me happy everyday of my life and without you i would not have as many bruises/cuts. and that would be bad, because we are mad hardcore like that. You are my duelmaster, step partner, oprah duetist, chauffer, making-fun-of-people partner, letting-me-drive-your-car gal,and mah main squeeze. And even though youre mad old, i still want to be on you. I like em older. mad ripe.
yea. thats whats up. mwahzz boo 24/7 fo real. |
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| 09:53pm 06/11/2005 |
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mood:  angry
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I get these intense flashbacks of that week.
of lucas' house
and people pretending things would be ok
when theyre not ever going to be
I cant walk by the spot on my hill
where i saw that saturday
and he touched me and said sorry for scaring me
without wanting to die
I cant deal with drama anymore cause i feel like my stomach is going to fall out of my body.
So can we stop. Because its ridiculous how selfish people can be.
that was mad emo. but thats only .1% of how fucked up things are. |
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| 07:15pm 28/10/2005 |
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ok
Laura's future: outpatient
Lo's: Town idiot
Sophia's: Dog breeder |
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| 06:41pm 06/10/2005 |
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| since youve been gone?!?!! |
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| 06:30pm 29/09/2005 |
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mood: lovely
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so um im pretty much useless when it comes to livejournal. its kind of sad, really.
PARTY AT MY HOUSE! be there or be square. |
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